Let me count the ways Avril, why you and me would be better off together. ;)

1._ The black eye-liner.
2._ You're a rock-chick (sorta). She's more pop, I suppose.
3._ You're Canadian. The Canadian girls I've met have been very nice on the eyes. ;)
4._ Your "I-don't-give-a-shit-what-you-think-about-me" attitude.
5._ Your gorgeous eyes.
6._ Your smile.
7._ Your down-to-earth personality.
8._ Your voice. You haven't auto-tuned anything in your music. Yet...
9._ You can play the guitar.

And finally...

10._ You're cute. LOL!

A reason we may not be destined?

1._ Your age.